This is What the Rich Jerk Says:
Don't Waste My Time...
Lets get something straight. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. I'm lazy. And I don’t care, because I'm FILTHY RICH.
I'm much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short. I make several million dollars every year on the internet, doing almost nothing. Heard that before? Well you can see proof of my earnings. Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so. Do you make that much money? Didn't think so.